Some Stuff Not Worth Mentioning Otherwise

1. Somewhere in Japan there is a giant pile of photographs no-one ever looks at.

2. People aren’t as stupid as money makes them look.

3. I want one of the trees they grow the chocolate oranges on.

4. And may I be the umpteenth smartarse to go on record and object to Harriet Myers' upcoming re-entry into the real world. I don't think she's qualified.