The Continued Existence of Wendi A. Ohmigod, #1

Hi. I'm Wendi. That's not how my parents spelled my name, but I think it's nice. I work in your office, as a bip bip as a bip bip bip a bip oops bip oops that's my mobile phone bip bip oops it makes that noise every time I press a button bip. It's a Nokia. Now the thing about me - I like telling you what kind of person I am - the thing about me is that I'm just doing my best, and that's all anyone can ask. Ohmigod isn't my real name, it's just something I say a lot because I don't understand the direct link between my actions and the things that go wrong on the computer screen. I work in administration, so without me this place would go to ruin in no time. People don't realise that, but I don't mind, you know me, I just get on with it. I'm only telling you because we're friends. Seeyou!