Disgruntled Badger

I am a disgruntled badger. Hello! My name is Juanita. That's right, I'm a lady-badger.

As a badger, I encounter a great deal of discrimination on a day-to-day basis. "You're a badger," people shout, when I ask why they won't consider me for a position with their company. Other people, mostly upper-middle-class women, refuse to eat in restaurants unless I am first asked to leave.

Finally, despite being taller than the average badger, I'm never allowed on rides at theme parks because of the minimum height restriction - clearly a case of anti-badger discrimination.

Next time you see me walking down the street, please say "Hi Juanita" or "Hey Sexy Momma" instead of looking around and asking your friend why there's a f*cking badger wandering about.

Thank you.