Groucho Marx #1

http://cavett.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/12/29/
with-readers-like-yall/index.html?ref=opinion

Groucho was lunching with the late John Guedel, whose name you've seen as producer on the credits of "You Bet Your Life." A couple approached their table and the man said, "Groucho, we just adore you. Say something insulting to my wife." Groucho looked her over and said to the husband, "With a wife like that you should be able to think of your own insults."