Villanelle #1

The fire shifts but does not die.
My heart caught up and held in air.
No girl have I. I see the sky.

I did not fight the graceful lie.
Denied a fake could be so fair.
The fire shifts but does not die.

All subtlety I did decry.
Flipped from heaven to despair.
No girl have I. I see the sky.

In foreign lands I did espy
Those men who had not found repair.
The fire shifts but does not die.

As joy is oft a knot we tie,
So wisdom is a hermit's lair.
No girl have I. I see the sky.

I stepped into the water shy.
It washed me as a Gospel prayer.
The fire shifts but does not die.
No girl have I. I see the sky.

Tech Support #1

Holding, holding,
Speaker goes beep - hello?
Hello.
Is it a DHCP server?
I don't know, I don't know.
Please hold.

Holding, holding,
Speaker goes beep - hello?
Hello.
Is there a domain controller?
Is there a what, sorry?
Domain controller ... I don't know.
Hello?
I don't know.
Please hold.

Holding, holding,
Speaker goes beep - hello?
Can I put you on hold?
Can I what?
I have you on hold.
Why? I don't know.
Can you ...
I don't know.
Please hold.