Random Thought of the Day #1

They should make the cures for stuff contagious as well.

Sesame Street Sacrilege #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9VwHSxdlg0

Discredited Cinema Usher

Hi. Can I see your tickets please? Thanks. If you'd like to follow me please. Just ... sorry, actually they're back over ... no ... hang on, sorry.

Just give me one sec. It's, em ... can I see those again? Yeah. Right ok, over here. No, this way. Quite sure. Yep, K16 and 17. They're just up here. Please? I know ... I have it now. Come back. Please come back. I really do know where your seats are ...

Untitled #1

Woke up this mornin
Everything I had was gone
Say what you want about it
I'd rather write a f*ckin song.

Woke up this mornin
Everybody sang my song
I hadn't even wrote it yet
Seemed there was somethin very wrong.

Woke up this mornin
Sensed I oughta play along
Rustled up two cups of tea
One was weak and one was strong.