On the Sea #1

Yeah, yer ma wants her phone unblocked
Yer ma's two euro the last bananas
She's a summer special offer
So she is.

Yeah, yer cock's in recession
Yer cock can't make repayments
It's only hanging in there
So it is.

Yeah, yer wank has three missed calls
Yer wank hasn't been to the gym
Yer wank only got two stars
So fuck off.