The Scientists, #1

Scientist 1: Hey, the World Cup is on soon!

Scientist 2: That's right! Let's fuck it up by making them play with a different type of ball.

Scientist 1: Emm ...

Scientist 2: When they complain, let's say that tests performed indoors using robots prove it's the best ball ever.

Scientist 1: Hey, I just invented a new type of axe. Would you like to see?

Scientist 2 (following Scientist 1 into axe-testing room): In fact, given the aerodynamic inadequacies of the previous balls, this is the first World Cup that really counts.

(Door closes.)

Scientist 1 (lifting big, rusty fuck-off axe made in Mexico 1970): Of course it is.