Work Is Boring - An Update

Today's news in full:

In ominous tones, Throaty Cockney vowed revenge on whomever half-inched his stapler.

Through gritted teeth, Leggy Businesswoman and Giggles McFlirt complimented each other's hair.

Prematurely Grey Dude's ringtone became annoying. [update - we just figured out what song it is - The Hives' Because I Wanna]

And Really Loud, Really Gay Guy accidentally made too many photocopies of something. He rang Sharon to tell her about it. Sharon was 'busy'.



(today's news has been embellished to the point of fabrication)