The Waiting Room

Greetings fellow enthusiasts, and thank you for your patience! You are most welcome. My name is Mitsy Oklahoma Geronimo Clemens Zweibel, and I am your coordinator.

We are all here for one reason - you know what I'm talking about. Friends may scoff at how we enjoy what they callously deride as an obsession. Others tell us we need to spend more time eating, sleeping or shaving our unkempt nether regions, instead of cultivating this passion we share. But none of them will ever know the joy.

So, my fellow members of this most exclusive yet inclusive of clubs, please go forth and enjoy all that the exhibition has to offer. Unbind your enthusiasm and let slip your inhibitions. For you are now in a veritable heaven for those who, like me, and you, and that guy beside you, love, more than anything, more than life itself, and forsaking all others, in the face of prejudice and ridicule, the wonderful, the excellent, brilliant and reborn, life-affirming, barrier-breaking, lovely world of waiting.