Deal Breaker #1

Hey Little Lady, you're pretty fine
I'd like to come over and see you some time
You got all the assets I like in a girl
But the way you spell elephant just made me hurl.

Hey Little Lady, you're pretty smart
You've read all the books and you know about art
If fancy was blind I'd still fall for your brain
But the way you spell elephant drives me insane.

Hey my requited, I love when you call
Your touch is a torment that leaves me in thrall
But as hard as I've tried, it's no use to pretend
The way you spell elephant - this is the end.