The New Adventures of Shanty and Poxball, Episode 1

Poxball blew his nose. It took a while to clear everything, and the mucus ran to a second man-sized Kleenex. Shanty changed the channel. One point up from Celebrity Gardeners' Reality Gardens was Jools Holland, who followed a one-hit-wonder blues legend with three indie boys singing a nice song about going to the shops, and how middle-class it was. Poxball cleared his throat, as the kettle bubbled and clicked to a finish.

Tea, Shanty?