Apology #1

The blogger would like to apologise. For the past few years, he has been propagating the misconception that women are inscrutable, exotic creatures, who exist to be revered and romanticised in verse and from behind bushes. One eminent commentator pointed out that he "talk[s] about them like they're from space".

It has been revealed to him that in person a woman is just a slightly nicer, slightly lamer version of a man - prone to recurring bursts of tweeness, cursed with an excess of empathy, and often the reluctant object of your misguided attention.

Once in a while she'll nail you to the wall with human genius.

In short, women are Paul McCartney.