1001 Stupid Books for December

1. Why Don't We Eat Potatoes Raw? and 100 other questions that seemed interesting one time in the pub
2. Gamblers Don't Always Win! and 100 other things everybody forgot for a while there, by Someone who now insists they saw it coming
3. 27-year-old celebrity of no consequence's second autobiography, entitled "My Redemption and Me"
4. 1 of 3 things your aunty presumes you're into because you're a boy/girl/facebook
5. 99c copy of Cecelia Ahern's A Place Called Here (2006)
6. I'm bored but you get the idea