Observations from being at a play

1. Old people are not good at shutting the fuck up
2. Old people are not good at turning off their phones
3. Old people are pretty good at turning their phones back on during the interval
4. Old people at well-known plays laugh at the bits they recognise, not the bits that are funny
5. Plays are kind-of boring, but in a way that makes you think about stuff
6. Yer man was good