Stephanie Meyer's Teenage Vampire The Office

The girl - whose name wasn't Stephanie or anything - was a completely fictional person but very likeable like me and I hope you like her.

Edward was a dark and brooding presence, like a character in a book.

The atmosphere was darkly magical, like in a really great music video by a really dark band like Muse or Coldplay. Those are my favourite bands because I'm alternative. But back to the book.

Edward said something that was meant be enigmatic but also meant to drive her away but not really. Every time he did that, she felt more attracted to him which is hardly surprising really when you think about it. I remember when I was seventeen.

Their doomed love might not work out because of the obstacles!