Murder and Misogyny

Watched The Bone Collector on tv. I reckon about 1 in 10 of the population would be serial killers if only they could think of a cool enough theme.

So far I've got:

1) the let-my-pet-monkey-sniff-your-crotch-or-else murders

2) death by being pushed off a gangway and falling backwards into a large stainless steel vat of pepper, mustard or other condiment and drowning in it while sneezing a lot

3) The Impatient Fibonacci Film-Buff Killer---stabbing the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 8th, 13th, 21st ... person ahead of you in the queue for the cinema

4) snowy hilltop murders with getaways inspired by otherwise totally impractical Winter Olympics events

5) kidnapping, torturing, killing and eating anyone who gets in the way of Kat and Alfie being together

6) murders based on the pet peeves of The New York Times' regular Op-Ed columnists (includes falling into the Trading Gap, getting shot by a legally purchased assault rifle and being killed by the underlying causes of the Arab-Israeli conflict)

7) poisoning one of Jessica Fletcher's nephews, then shooting an old friend of Jonathan and Jennifer Hart, then running one of Father Dowling's parishioners off the road, etc.

8) murders using gadgets requiring progressively bigger batteries, from AAA up to D (and maybe beyond)

9) The Sexually Frustrated Kelloggs Variety Pack Cartoon Character vs Young Woman Jogging Alone In The Park Murders (They're Grrreat!)

and

10) a murder for each known Lanthanide and Actinide in the periodic table (though I'm struggling for a despicably brilliant way to kill someone with Gadolinium)


In other news, from b3ta.com---if the world were designed for women:

car dashboard

chat lines

Counterstrike

street map

movie subtitles