Life is Not a Meg Ryan Movie #1

I get a missed call from person unknown. The following text message conversation ensued:

Me: Who is this? I have a missed call from you.

Person: Sorry, wrong number.


Person, again, 5 minutes later: Sorry, wrong number.

Me: No worries. Just don't do it again. Unless you're a 23-year-old brunette who likes long walks in the park and Woody Allen movies.

End of conversation.