Johnny Torpedo

Johnny stayed away from hoors
His lady was his pride and joy.
But always, on his Russian tours,
He wanted sex gazoy.

Tiberius they called him
Though it was not his name.
He sweated lots, when in the gym,
Or tugging on his chain.

They said he played bazookey
They said he fiddled too -
The music, made me pukey.
His fans all smelled of poo.

He married K*rnage K*rren
He was her paramour.
Just like Yuri Gagarin
She made his rocket soar.