Midnight #1

Jenny came to town one day
The Madness sent her on her way;
From high atop his lonely crag
He stood and watched a burning flag.

Far she walked into the night
And reached her home at earliest light;
Holding still the thing she'd lost
As cold as grass encased in frost.

Regret is poison, seems an end;
Brother to The Madness, friend -
The emptiness he's known before
This room of his with unmarked door.

Jenny takes the pieces out
And shards of it are strewn about;
She makes a necklace, blue and green
With bits of nothing in-between.

A voice rolls deep across the night
A drumroll from an ancient height:
Behold a girl of kindness true
Behold she wants to dance with you.

Now desperate like a shooting star
The Madness seeks a door ajar
Abandoning his unlit throne
Before The Madness turns to stone.

Beholds a girl of kindness true
Moves in to get a closer view
He kisses her, and does again
And finds that this is not the end.

Deal Breaker #1

Hey Little Lady, you're pretty fine
I'd like to come over and see you some time
You got all the assets I like in a girl
But the way you spell elephant just made me hurl.

Hey Little Lady, you're pretty smart
You've read all the books and you know about art
If fancy was blind I'd still fall for your brain
But the way you spell elephant drives me insane.

Hey my requited, I love when you call
Your touch is a torment that leaves me in thrall
But as hard as I've tried, it's no use to pretend
The way you spell elephant - this is the end.

On the Sea #1

Yeah, yer ma wants her phone unblocked
Yer ma's two euro the last bananas
She's a summer special offer
So she is.

Yeah, yer cock's in recession
Yer cock can't make repayments
It's only hanging in there
So it is.

Yeah, yer wank has three missed calls
Yer wank hasn't been to the gym
Yer wank only got two stars
So fuck off.