Overshare #1

Girl wearing a cocktail dress,
Eating sausage sambos on a Sunday afternoon.
At time of going to press,
She is helpless - like a big balloon.

Girl with hair a bit of a mess,
Checking dart times on a Sunday afternoon.
Perhaps it's time I did confess
I stand bereft of pantaloon.

Girl with no means of redress
Lookin' baffled on a Sunday afternoon.
I'm not trying to impress but
Think I might be her undoin'.