Best Chain Email Ever

I don't normally send chain letters but this one, unlike ALL the others, definitely WORKS.

Just send this email on to everyone you know, be they friend or foe, within 2 MINUTES of receiving it, and I guarantee that the INTERNET WILL GET SLOWER for you and everyone in your workplace, college, residential area or institution. You have to send to everyone you know including all mailing lists, OTHERWISE IT WON'T WORK. Send it on right now and watch the Internet slow to a crawl, becoming a less satisfying EXPERIENCE FOR EVERYONE.

It REALLY works!!!