The Office 24th May Special

Finally, from the office:

1) Woman Who Looks Like Someone Just Farted walked past my desk 14 times today. It is becoming clear that either I have a serious odour problem, or she looks like that all the time.

2) My Boss didn't wear a tie.

3) And the 'Avon Representative' continues to post to the company noticeboard on a regular basis.

Thus endeth the increasingly tired recounting of life in the office. Not only does not much happen, but I just don't tell it well. Far better wordsmiths than I are out there plying their trade for the benefit of humanity. Providing us with such gems as the ad slogan:

"Soya, but not as you currently know it"

and the title of mono-nostriled ex-Eastenders barmaid Daniella Westbrook's autobiography:

"The Other Side of Nowhere"

to give just two examples.

Coming soon in this space: Funny Things Kids Say ... On The Bus, as well as Uncut! - Home Movies of the Balance-Impaired 2. To be followed by Tales From My New Job With ITV.